#137: the virtual pokemon

rapcat:

porygons:

We used to do The New York Times crossword puzzle every night… It was two days before Valentine’s Day and he comes home and [says], ‘I remembered to bring those crossword puzzles home.’ So as I start to fill [it] out, there’s all these words in it that relate to us. And then the [clue] is “Valentine’s Day Request.” And it’s “Will you marry me?” And another one is “Recipient of the Request.” I’m looking at it saying, ‘It almost looks like my name could fit in there.’ I look over and he’s crying and I’m like, ‘Is that what this is?’ He had met Will Shortz backstage at Conan O’Brien and asked him to do it months ahead of time. It made it hard for everyone who got engaged after me!

Jon Stewart omfg

>:OOOO

also…everyone else doing the crossword that day. “What the fuck is this shit”

don’t care

Jon is adorable

(Source: newyorkfamily.com)