February 2012
megan-grace:
wow if i ever get shot i hope mmm watcha say starts playing in the background
africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...
Reblog if you remember "FLIIIIIIIIIIIPENDO!!!!"
mxbuttfarts:
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weesleyisourking:
geniusbillionaireplayboy:
gryffinwhore:
kayleighweasley:
jkrowlingismypatronus:
I was always so confused
NOBODY EVER USED THAT SPELL OUTSIDE OF THE FIRST TWO GAMES
FLIPENDO FOREVER WILL BE MY CHILDHOOD
I miss these games hardcore.
AMY AMY AMY AMY AMY AMY AMY !!!!!!
ARAGOG A HUMAN IS HERE
MUTHAFUCKIN CHILDHOOD, MAN
This...
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it's february 29th which means
my birthday is in exactly 1 month
for the first time in four years
and the last time in four more
:O
barack obama is putting birth control in our water...
maxmovinghands:
suchabigstartome:
source: the Bible, Fox News, The Purpose Driven Live, Bill and Tammy Faye bakker
for a real trip, i recommend reading “mind siege” by tim lahaye, one of the wacko nutjobs who co-wrote the “left behind” series. it is so ridiculous lol
roboticoperatingbuddy:
deathclaw:
my creepy uncle is really cute
Weirdest fucking thing I’ve read all day
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reblogging for Liz.
ivanoooze:
I hope Rick Santorum was playing Pokemon Gold and to make his perfect team he needed an Espeon and he fed his Eevee so much Calciums & Carbos and got her a massage from Daisy everyday and as he was training it to level up it turns to night time and it levels up and it becomes an Umbreon and he gets so pissed he turns it off without saving but then remembers he hasn’t saved in a...
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Staff: Sir, I think they're realizing that we don't actually know how to fix what's wrong with the site.
Karp: Shit! I thought the fan mail option would buy us a year at the least. What DO we know how to do?
Staff: Well, we can change the dashboard color again, or maybe more confetti?
Karp: NO. Those bastards don't deserve that. How about we change the font? I love Comic Sans.
Staff: We already added some of your favorite fonts with the fan mail, sir. How about new posting icons?
Karp: Whatever. I don't care what you do. I'm going to watch reruns of Glee.
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thanks for changing those icons tumblr but i'd...
i really like the new icons tho they’re so much prettier than the old ones.
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hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
i have seriously wondered this
often
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My Tumblr summed up in 7 questions.
URL: porygons
Top 5 fandoms you’ll see:
Digimon
Pokemon
Legend of Zelda
Lord of the Rings
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Top 3 celebrities you’ll see:
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
the LOTR cast maybe?
Top 3 other topics you’ll see:
CUTE ANIMALS
News/politics (mostly American)
Trans* stuff.
Do I make graphics? Nope.
Do I liveblog? Not really. A little bit on occasion,...
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fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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